Be happy, you deserve it.

neptunain:

put your dick in someone’s ass, but don’t fuck it

it’s a metaphor, see: you put the sperming thing right between your cheeks, but you don’t give it the power to do its sperming

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juilan:

Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell

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Truth is I didn’t expect to get this attached to you.
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weaselmittens:

Blood type: $$$

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stfulily:

getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies

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lameborghini:

getting caught taking selfies in public changes u as a person

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I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible.
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I exist, that is all, and I find it nauseating.
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Can I call you? I miss the sound of your voice.
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Going down on a girl you care for is like drinking your favorite juice from your favorite cup.
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